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Thursday, February 19th, 2004
12:30 pm - snow MAN

teedz
I watn to maek a snoman of me willey otuside! Then all teh chix will walk by and no that this is mey houze!

current mood: cold

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Monday, August 18th, 2003
8:47 am - TERMINATUR 4

daddysl8tn
TERMINATUR 4
I just got the script off Kazza!!1!! Here it is you diehard fansboy!11

SCENE 1: in a bar
Arnald swartsanagwers ends up at this bar and needs some close to wear while he is killing everything but he is in a ghey bar!11!! the audience at this point are about to pee on themselves because the pumpup music is even bettur that in terminatur 2 when axl rose sang it!11!! and just when they realize that, out pops axl!!11 axl is all like, what are you doing in this place (axl isnt gey, he is only there because someone told him no it isnt a gey bar either!1
So the terminatur say he came to protect axl rose from the T-X2x900x9millionxxx
They go on a ride in a huge truck, like bigger than two of the biggest trucks alive!1 and explosions blow up everywhere!11
SCENe 2:
The terminatur starts shooting all these people and he takes off his mask and we realise it is that hot chick in terminatur 3!1 everone gets a huge bonor and axl starts humping her!11 then the audience are so hot from the sex secene that smoke pours out of there heads!!11 axl starts singing your in a jungles everytime the audience sees the terminaturs boobies. The boobies are so big the thetre explodes and everyone cant wate until termintur 5!!!111!

current mood: naughty

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Saturday, August 16th, 2003
3:46 am

teedz
woww!1 so meny of teh hott chix coem here taht I had 2 by som new pantz!1

current mood: flirty

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Thursday, June 12th, 2003
4:38 pm - awusome

daddysl8tn
ther was this guy from englund here at werk today and man i cant beleve how good he spekes englush!1!! but he kept callign me mate and calling his siggarrettes fags! i thought that was stupid but then he was all liek< lest go drikn som beer and we got reley drukn and i almost got laed by the supor hot chik!1!!!111

current mood: drunk

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1:07 pm - summortem and teh livingz eazy

teedz
It is chix in bekinie wethor!! My willey is dancieng liek jamez briwn in ROcky IV!!

current mood: hot

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Tuesday, April 22nd, 2003
2:57 pm - Rocky VI (deleted scene)

daddysl8tn
Rocky is visiting Apollo’s grave when suddenly this really cool flashback scene happens in black and white. It is Ivan Drago punching Apollo over and over again in his face. Blood is everywhere! Ivan almost knocks Apollo down and then he hits him so hard that Apollo’s head almost comes off! Of course that didn’t really happen that way, but it is the way Rocky remembers, because he has brain damage! Then Freddy Kruegars hand comes out of the grave to get Rocky! Balboa manages to escape, but has to start training in order to fight Freddy at the pay-per-view. The training is so awesome that people in the crowd start cheering, and people in the back have to shout up front, “Sit down!” Rocky then goes back to fight Freddy and Freddy’s has so many razor blades on it that the crowd gets really scared (this is why it had to be deleted, b/c it was so scary it was to be rated R!!!) Rocky hits Kruegar hard but Freddy doesn’t feel the pain, so then the ghost of Apollo comes back and pees on Freddy and the pee is really burning acid from Apollo’s VD and this kills Freddy! Rocky is the champion again! He goes home and looks at Adrian’s tits.

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Thursday, April 10th, 2003
12:04 pm - workk bonerz!1

teedz
2day i was at workk gettign some coffe (becauz I waz tured, aefter last nite eheheh). Ther was thiss hot chik, adn we ddid it ih teh copyer room!1

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Tuesday, April 1st, 2003
4:57 pm

daddysl8tn
I was eteign lunch and I remembrd this really hot line in rocky 4 when the rockys brother gets a new robot and apolo is all like; ‘what the hell is that’? then when rockys brother is drunk he just throws a beer bottle at the rocky pinball game and it explodes just like apolos dumb face when the russian beats him all up

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Wednesday, March 5th, 2003
3:58 pm

daddysl8tn
I was gonig too give up lent for all thiss hot sex i keep havign but tehn i fogot how many tiems i keep geetign lade!!11!

current mood: respectfull!1

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Monday, February 10th, 2003
2:29 pm

teedz
I just got back from the Cool Guy 2003 expo! It was in New York City! There were so many hot chicks, you couldn't help but pop a boner on every street corner! All the chix were like "OOoooooo!"

current mood: exhausted

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Monday, January 27th, 2003
12:19 pm

daddysl8tn
i was thinking all we need to do is send sargent slaughter to win any war

current mood: jubilant

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Thursday, January 23rd, 2003
11:50 am - mornigns

daddysl8tn
When I waek up I start liftin all these waits, like I lift almost 2 tons and then my arms get so big that I have to go outside or the hole damm house will explode!11!!

All the chix must like that. Plus I hav a bunnor when I waek up, to.

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Thursday, January 2nd, 2003
3:10 pm

teedz
Nothin says New Years Eve like sixteen boners and pump-up music! THere was a guy in a skirt there who got all the chix though!1

current mood: thankful

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2:08 pm - MY NEW YAERZ1?111!!!!

daddysl8tn
So I went 2 the new yaers party!1! and got lade at least 7 tiems by all these hot chix. the first chik was all liek i want to see your peckur and so i was liek yeah then she smiled an we porked. i did that alot and i got so drunk that i think i drank all the kegs ever, but then this realy supor hot chick shows me her boobieys and so she was hot!1!! then i took all her close off and we porked 2. if something else happened i cant remember, oh yeah i huped this girl that wasnt 2 hot on a dare but that doesnt count cause my friends gave me like a thousand dollers to do her, but i dont even need that money becas i am a hot succsessful busness man!11!! so at the end of the partie i did this tost to all my freinds about in 2003 we have to get lade the most tiems ever and have so much sex!1 and i got anothor bonur and had sex over and over agin with this other hot chik and she kept shouting over and over again OOOH!!111!!

current mood: drunk

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Tuesday, December 31st, 2002
12:53 am - New Years

teedz
In 2003 I resolve to be even cooler than this year!!

current mood: determined

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Tuesday, December 17th, 2002
4:39 am - dummy

daddysl8tn
I met this guy today who was all like yeah right when i said that i own my own busness and i drive fast korvetts all the tiem. so when he said yaeh rite< i just had to punch his stupid dingdong so hard it flewinto outer space.

i bet its on the moon now

HAHA try and get it now fatboy!1!!

current mood: REALLY POWERFUL!1!

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Friday, December 13th, 2002
11:49 pm

teedz
I was wondering... what if Rocky was secretly a ninja?

I bet that would be the coolest thing ever!!!@#!@!

current mood: curious

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12:46 pm - ROCKY 6

daddysl8tn
I downloaded this script from a friend of mine who knows salvester stallone, this movie looks AWESOME!

SCENE ONE
Rocky is in the hospital from his last fight with Tommy Gunn. He starts having all these crazy dreams because of his brain damage and the medication he is on. Adrian walks into the room and the EYE OF THE TIGER starts to play really loud. She takes off her shirt and everyone in the audience gets a boner. Rocky humps her so hard that his brain damage goes away and he knows he can fight again. The doctor comes in, but the doctor is really Apollo Creed’s ghost. Apollo tells Rocky he has to fight one last time.

SCENE TWO
Rocky is training to some really loud pump up music and is is sweating a lot. He starts to doubt himself, when Ivan Drago walks in and starts talking all this Russian. Rocky tells him to shut up and kicks him in the balls.

SCENE THREE (the fight)
Rocky finds out that Apollo wants him to fight an alien from outer space! The audience at this point are all anticipating a good fight with lots of pumpup music. Rocky steps into the ring with his old red white and blue shorts on and shouts “YO ADRAIN”. The audience gets so pumped up. Then the alien walks in and we see that he has four arms and is like nine feet tall. Rocky looks uncertain of what to do, but then Adrian shows him her boobs and he kills the alien with his boner.

current mood: energetic

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Thursday, December 12th, 2002
3:43 pm - NEW

daddysl8tn
HI I am new here and I just wanted to say HI!!!1!
anyone wahn 2 caht, i am aim user: bigfatballs

current mood: bouncy

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3:32 pm - sweeeeeet

teedz
You know those big fat candy cane sticks that you get around xmas time? I don't mean the little canes, I mean the big ones that look like poles.

Everytime I see them, it reminds me of my willy.

current mood: amused

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